Secretary: Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health (to listen to!)
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Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health ...
... If you are obsessive compulsive press or repeatedly until the spasm key 1.
If you have multiple personalities, alternately press the buttons 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
If it is paranoid, we inform you that we already know who she is, what it does in life and what he wants from us, then stay in line until your call untraceable.
If you suffer from hallucinations, press the key 7 of the big pink phone that she and only she sees on her right.
If it is schizophrenic, ask politely to his imaginary friend for her to press the button 8.
If depression does not matter which button to press, so there's nothing to do, his is a hopeless case and did not care.
If you have amnesia press the buttons in rapid sequence 2, 5, 9, 7, 5, 4, 1, 6, 3, 9, 2, 9, 7, 5, 1, 6, 3, 5, and repeat high item in the order that follows his name, phone number, home phone, e-mail address, account number, ATM code, date of birth, place of birth, marital status and her maiden name grandmother.
If you suffer from indecision leaves a message before, after and during Bip.Se suffer from temporary amnesia of short duration, press 0.
If you suffer from temporary amnesia of short duration, press 0.
If you suffer from temporary amnesia of short duration, press 0.
If you suffer from temporary amnesia of short duration, press 0.
If you suffer from obsessive greed inform you that this call will cost about 500 Euro per minute.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, remains on hold, all our operators are currently busy responding to people much more important to her.
If it's one of those Italians who voted for Berlusconi in the last election, hang up, here we take care of mad people, not morons.
Thank you and resent
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